Look at me! I'm a vaguely anime pop art punk goth anthro kitty superhero with a misproportionate body and lolita lesbian tendencies and thousands of colors splashed without any notion of style or realism! Over there is my naive innocent secret lover who for some reason is an angel or possibly a faerie. She always wears flowy clothing that defies gravity, and the wind is always blowing just right so her hair is tossed in a cute fashion with the chance of 'sakura' blossoms. Her name is something random Japanese, and she has absolutely nothing interesting to say, nor does she have a purpose in life! And down there is Harry Potter gay porn, of which there is absolutely not so much as a hint of in any of the movies or the books!

So favorite me, ignorant masses! Favorite me and buy into the stereotypes! Rocket those who create and spread me and my ilk into undeserved fame! If my mere existence doesn't make you spasm with joy, then there must be something really wrong with you! BANDWAGON AHOY!

(So I'm feeling bitter with the world.)